Because there's a very good reason why you should be eliminated from the gene pool.

Because the quickest way to a cretin's brain is through his wallet.

Because you just don't care how anyone's fucking weekend went.

Somebody take that rocket launcher away from Jamal before he kills all of us.

And you wondered why greys were more aggresive . . .

They can lighten up any situation.

When a fair fight is just too difficult, bring your friends.

Just aim for the middle one.

When you can't bungle the job badly enough yourself, give it to a foreign competitor who can do it twice as bad for half the cost.

Because you can't motorboat a personality.